TJ Oshie for scoring again and again and again
Anonymous

I can’t fine TJ Oshie.  Because puppies.

The Flyers have been banned for tying the game with under a minute left and giving fans heart attacks.
Anonymous

I have this feeling that this one has been done before. Maybe not specific to the Flyers.  It might be one that says something about teams tying the game within the last seconds.

Why don't you ban anymore?
Anonymous

college.  I have a few submissions that I kept meaning to get to but now they’re out of date and I feel shame.

I don't understand your background. Who's that player and why does he look sad?
Anonymous

It is Brandon Sutter. It is a random screenshot from an “Ask the Canes” video that made no sense.

Shanny share your secrets about the mysterious oilers fire video? :)
Anonymous

FUCK I DON’T CHECK THESE MESSAGES ENOUGH ANYMORE.

The firey loins of love or something.

I don't understand the Kris Letang fined 4000 dollar pic please explain
Anonymous
The child that asked for bread was doing the Hansel and Gretel thing
Anonymous

I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.

Okay Shanny--what are you going to do with my Leafs after Toronto/Buffalo pt. 2? Do your best (or worst)!
Anonymous

This happened a month ago I am so lost I am bad Shanny.

If the Lightning don't give the "C" to Marty St. Louis, everything is banned indefinitely
Anonymous

OH GOD YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE 22 DAYS AGO.

Can someone be banned for last night's Sabres/Leafs 15 round shootout this is too much stress for preseason.
Anonymous

Oh god why did this need to happen oh god it’s like they’re trying to weed out the weaklings oh god.

Shanny its regular season you going to be better at punishments than preseason you?
Anonymous

I’m unpredictable, it’s one of my many skills.

What is your opinion on Craig Janney? Or is that too personal?
Anonymous

Let’s pretend I didn’t have to look that up for a second and then include something about true love and end this statement.

A Finnish commentator called you Shandon Brendanan and never corrected his mistake.
Anonymous

bless him.

Can I send in a picture?
Anonymous

You can send me the link to the photo in an ask, or you can upload the photo yourself and tag it “shanabans”

Sooooo....how about that Ilya Kovalchuk?
Anonymous

I’m still laughing too hard.