Shanabans

May 16

bradleyglennrichards:

I DONT GET HOW ANNOUNCERS ARE ALLOWED TO PRONOUNCE PLAYERS NAMES WRONG LIKE THAT IS YOUR JOB

BECAUSE SAY-GAN PASSED THE PUCK TO CHAIR-A AND WE’RE ALL LYING TO OURSELVES.

(via saintbobrovsky)

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May 13

hockeyandhandys:

ohaicarolina:

It was a hard fought series, and I have love for both teams. The only thing I don’t love is PEOPLE WHO FUCKING LEAVE THE ARENA UNLESS THEY HAVE A PRESSING ISSUE LIKE THEIR CHILD IS VOMITING TARANTULAS.

there was a lady at game five of the CHI-MIN series that went into labor in the second period and didn’t leave until the game was over 

I know this woman is blessed by the hockey gods may she and her child have a happy and healthy life and enjoy much more hockey.

ohaicarolina:

It was a hard fought series, and I have love for both teams. The only thing I don’t love is PEOPLE WHO FUCKING LEAVE THE ARENA UNLESS THEY HAVE A PRESSING ISSUE LIKE THEIR CHILD IS VOMITING TARANTULAS.

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kissmyrask:

looch getting handsy

SEE I TOLD YOU HE TOUCHED THE PENIS.

kissmyrask:

looch getting handsy

SEE I TOLD YOU HE TOUCHED THE PENIS.

ohaicarolina:

HE JUST PATTED HIS PENIS.

(Source: wewalktogetherforever, via off-icetheatre)

May 09

seidsfromtheredline:

i feel like those geico commercials are trying to sell me nick backstrom instead of car insurance???

If you can remove the splinter he’s yours.

(via ohaicarolina)

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credit to: sonicsean89

credit to: sonicsean89

credit to: careyandfriends

credit to: careyandfriends

Anonymous asked: Henrik Lundqvist should get a bonus for his awesome head and shoulders commerisals!

It has been done at some point. Search “Henrik Lundqvist” on the blog. 

Anonymous asked: Whats is it about watermelons and gabe landeskog?

I honestly have no fucking clue even though people have explained this one to me. 

May 07

ohaicarolina:

I accidentally searched “Pittsburgh penguis” on tumblr and apparently quite a few others have also made that mistake.