the real poster said "i wish i only got 2 minutes for hooking"
Anonymous

Merci

jonathantaves19:

This picture of Tyler Seguin will always be perfect:imageThe fact that he shared his moms feelings about it will always be better:image

Friendly reminder that the poster is FAKE. I can’t remember what it actually said anymore but it did not say that.

ohaicarolina:

Is there some picture behind this cocaine story or something?

clarkethesharkmacarthur:

The Ottawa Senators announced today that GM Bryan Murray has been diagnosed with cancer. Sending prayers and best wishes to him and his family. Read the statement from the Senators here.

theorange-and-theblack:

They’re gunna kill him, guys.

theorange-and-theblack:

They’re gunna kill him, guys.

juliocesr:

RIP 2 gagner’s career in tampa bay it was long and fruitful

samisaloslapshot:

  • Send your Wishes to Gino
  • Donate to support the “Gino Strong Fund" which supports travel costs for Gino’s kids and members of the Odjick family to travel to Vancouver to be with Gino
  • Donations to support aboriginal youth education and wellness initiatives can also be made through the Canucks for Kids Fund

bennseguin:

I am not fuckin around my brother told me if I get a thousand notes he’ll buy me chicken wings anytime I want, as much as I want.
Please help a girl out, I’m gonna make him buy them everytime I wanna watch a game pls pls pls.

mattgreenies:

Don’t lie to me like that

mattgreenies:

Don’t lie to me like that

I deeply regret that I have tested positive for a prohibited substance in violation of the NHL/NHLPA Performance Enhancing Substances Program. I accept full responsibility for this error. As a professional athlete I am responsible for what I put in my body, and I am to blame for this mistake.
I want to make it clear that this violation occurred because I ingested a product that can be purchased over-the-counter and which, unknown to me, contained a substance that violated the program. Unfortunately, I did not take the necessary care to ensure that the product did not contain a prohibited substance. I want to stress, however, that I did not take this substance for the purpose of enhancing my athletic performance.
I apologize to my teammates and to the Buffalo Sabres organization, as well as to my friends and family. I have learned a great deal from this experience, something I hope to be able to share with younger players. I will accept this suspension and continue to work hard to prepare for the 2014-15 season.

Statement from Zenon Konopka (via clarkethesharkmacarthur)

teamtuukkarask:

biggest-bunch-of-beauties:

all credit to the Stabley cap on facebook.
this is just too funny not to post

HENRIK OH MY GOD

teamtuukkarask:

biggest-bunch-of-beauties:

all credit to the Stabley cap on facebook.

this is just too funny not to post

HENRIK OH MY GOD

philkess:

raisethetorch:

So. I’m wondering. Do you get fined less if the player you tip the contents of your water bottle on is a person of colour? 

no the fine is based on the players salary… the maximum amount of money a player can be fined is 50% of a days salary up to a maximum of $10,000.00 for their first offense, and $15,000.00 U.S. for any subsequent offenses…that’s why thornton’s number is so specific, and that’s why lundqvist was fined more…


I guess the water bottle police is still around 

I guess the water bottle police is still around