maybe certain hockey players don’t release pictures of their babies because they want people to respect their privacy ???????question?????

ohaicarolina:

#Don’t know if cat is judging my tumblr usage or my hockey viewing

I AM TRYING TO DO MY JOB AS THE HEAD OF NHL DISCIPLINE AND MY CAT IS GETTING IN MY WAY.

ohaicarolina:

#Don’t know if cat is judging my tumblr usage or my hockey viewing

I AM TRYING TO DO MY JOB AS THE HEAD OF NHL DISCIPLINE AND MY CAT IS GETTING IN MY WAY.

ohaicarolina:

My dad got my mom a new pair of tits for their 25th wedding anniversary.

ohaicarolina:

My dad got my mom a new pair of tits for their 25th wedding anniversary.

ohaicarolina:

still can’t figure out how you high-stick Chara. The math doesn’t work.

I AM DISCIPLINE LORD AND ALSO MATH AND THIS IS STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE I AM EXPERT.

ohaicarolina:

still can’t figure out how you high-stick Chara. The math doesn’t work.

I AM DISCIPLINE LORD AND ALSO MATH AND THIS IS STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE I AM EXPERT.

Refs: BLOOD? Blood outside the body? SILLINESS. THAT IS NOT BLOOD FOOLISH MORTALS. BLOOD INSIDE BODY. STICK DO NOT CAUSE BLOOD OUTSIDE BODY. THAT IS LIE.

partyinthesinbin:

“I’ve coached a long time in this league” -Pierre Mcguire

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yes, a very long time

5EVAR.

ohaicarolina:

how the fuck do you high-stick Chara?

bradleyglennrichards:

I DONT GET HOW ANNOUNCERS ARE ALLOWED TO PRONOUNCE PLAYERS NAMES WRONG LIKE THAT IS YOUR JOB

BECAUSE SAY-GAN PASSED THE PUCK TO CHAIR-A AND WE’RE ALL LYING TO OURSELVES.

GIFS blatantly stolen from: fwuakem & sonotapuckbunny

hockeyandhandys:

ohaicarolina:

It was a hard fought series, and I have love for both teams. The only thing I don’t love is PEOPLE WHO FUCKING LEAVE THE ARENA UNLESS THEY HAVE A PRESSING ISSUE LIKE THEIR CHILD IS VOMITING TARANTULAS.

there was a lady at game five of the CHI-MIN series that went into labor in the second period and didn’t leave until the game was over 

I know this woman is blessed by the hockey gods may she and her child have a happy and healthy life and enjoy much more hockey.

ohaicarolina:

It was a hard fought series, and I have love for both teams. The only thing I don’t love is PEOPLE WHO FUCKING LEAVE THE ARENA UNLESS THEY HAVE A PRESSING ISSUE LIKE THEIR CHILD IS VOMITING TARANTULAS.

penis

kissmyrask:

looch getting handsy

SEE I TOLD YOU HE TOUCHED THE PENIS.

kissmyrask:

looch getting handsy

SEE I TOLD YOU HE TOUCHED THE PENIS.

ohaicarolina:

HE JUST PATTED HIS PENIS.